5 pick-up lines Inoo learned from Jin + 1 time he tried one of those lines out

Title: 5 pick-up lines Inoo learned from Jin + 1 time he tried one of those lines out

Author: ficreader_02 / Keiyuki

Rating: PG-13

Summary: Read back the title pls!

A/N: From chii_loves_me’s Inoo-thon.

1

They were on stand-by for Johnny’s New Year Countdown, KAT-TUN and Hey! Say! JUMP are together on the float.

“Hisashiburi, Jin-senpai!” Inoo greeted his senpai.

“Oi, how are you Inoo-chan!” Jin put his arm on the pretty guy’s shoulder.

“Um! Still the same!” he smiled widely but shivered when Jin’s hand went to his back like looking for something.

“Is there something on my back, senpai?” Kei blinked in confusion.

“Iya, they said that all angels have wings but I guess it’s not” Jin left a dumbfounded Inoo Kei.  

2

Inoo was lost during his alone-adventure in Gifu. He tried to think of a possible person who knows the whereabouts of that region.

“Moshi mosh!” Jin answered

“Ano, Jin-senpai. I’m kinda lost now in Gifu do you know where-“ Inoo was cut when Jin shouted from the other line.

“Inoo-chan!!!!!”

“H-ai?”

“You’re never lost from the start!”

“E-eh?”

“’Coz you’re always in my heart from the very beginning!” Inoo heard a giggle from his senpai then ended the call with a  blushing face.

3

Jin and Inoo went for a cup of coffee in a near café near the jimusho.

“Wait here for a sec, watch me” Jin said as he stood and went to the newly arrived group of pretty girls’ table.

“Excuse me, may I take your order?” Jin approached the girl with the blonde hair. The other girls squealed silently knowing it was none other than Akanishi Jin.

“I don’t think you’re a waiter here. Why are you taking my order?” the blonde girl asked as she smirked.

“Well then, may I take your contact number?” Jin put up his smile.

            Inoo just shook his head as Jin returned to their table proudly after getting the girl’s contact info.

4

Inoo just arrived from university and was looking groggy and tired. His dark eyebags worsened his feature.

“Uwaah! A ghost!” juniors who he met on his way to the dressing room keep on saying and avoided him like a real ghost. He just clicked his tongue due to annoyance. When he passed by KAT-TUN’s dressing room, Jin was about to left the room when he bumped into Inoo.

“Inoo-chan, are you a ghost?” Jin asked him

“No I’m not, Jin-senpai!” Inoo was not able to control his anger anymore and shouted.

“But you keep hunting my mind all this time!” Jin shook Inoo’s body as his hands on the latter’s shoulder.

“HUH?” Inoo managed to ask as his mind went blank over that pick-up line. He can only see his senpai’s back as Jin walks through the corridor.

5

Inoo asked Jin to help him buy Christmas gifts for JUMP members in a mall. While walking, Jin saw a target and gestured Inoo to wait and watch him.

“Hey~ Why took you so long?” Jin pecked the girl’s cheek and hugged her.

“Eh?” the girl was surprised

“Hora, waiting for my girlfriend is not that boring at all seeing how beautiful you are” Jin winked at her.

“Excuse me, I think you’re mistaken me for your girlfriend”

“Eh, really? Ja, can you be my girlfriend?” Jin took her right hand and kissed it.

Inoo’s jaw dropped as he saw the new couple holding hands and walking away from him.

“But how about the gifts?” Inoo just complained as he reads a mail from Jin.

From: Bakanishi-senpai

Sorry, got a new date. Don’t worry, I’ll give you a big present tomorrow!

+1

Daiki just got out from the shower with his shirt and pants already worn. Inoo was amazed on how the cute little penguin turned into a hot guy as the droplets of water from the latter’s wet hair runs down his neck. Inoo grabbed the hem of Daiki’s shirt and pulled it off the short guy’s body.

“Wha-t are y-ou doing Inoo-chan?” Daiki gasped as he felt the warm hand of the older guy on his back, gently caressing it.

“Eh~ I thought angels have wings on their back… But I guess you’re an exemption!” Inoo pushed Daiki towards the sofa and started kissing the blushing penguin.

A/N: OK, I KNOW IT’S A FAIL. I WAS SUPPOSED TO USE MY BRO’S PHONE ‘COZ HE HAS A PICK-UP LINE APP THERE BUT UNFORTUNATELY HE’S ON HIS ASSIGNED PROVINCE NOW, SO YEAH. THESE ARE THE ONES THAT I REMEMBERED WHEN I FIRST USED THAT APP A WEEK AGO.

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MY SELF INTRODUCTION

My History of Being a Hey!Say!JUMP fan

            During November 2007, I was in 3^rd year in highschool and I have an anime-bestfriend in class. She informed me that there will be an anime convention organized by HERO TV. We went on the second day which is Sunday and bought souvenirs. One of it is a live-action movie, I bought Detective Conan while she bought Detective School Q. We exchanged cds after we watched our own and that’s where I first saw Ryosuke Yamada. “He’s so handsome and cute!” we both commented so I searched for his pictures and profile online. I saw that he’s an idol in Japan and my eyes came across the name “Hey!Say!JUMP” but didn’t bother to give attention.

            While watching some random anime video clips on Youtube during December 2010, I saw the thumbnail of Arigatou PV. I watched it and recognized Ryosuke as one of the members and since then, I became a Hey!Say!JUMP fan with him as my ichiban. I searched video clips of all their PVs and read all of the member’s profiles.

I bought Hidarime Tantei Eye series, One-Pound Gospel, Summary 2010, JUMPing Tour ‘08-’09 and Teenage Amnesiac (Tagoshi, Kenichi and Horikita’s movie) in one day during my vacant day at school.

            After watching all Yamada’s dramas and SP movies, I had enough of him. Since he has my attention for 7 months, my feelings died. It is when I noticed Inoo Kei, the very handsome guy, the pianist and the random one in Hey!Say!JUMP. From then on my new ichiban became Inoo Kei, my niban is Takaki Yuya and sanban is Arioka Daiki.

My Hey!Say!JUMP Rankings

Favorites:

1. Inoo Kei – he’s handsome, cute, pretty, hot, cool, pianist, joker, cool dancer, cute actor, all-in-one package!

2. Takaki Yuya – he’s definitely HOT, childish, funny, husky manly voice, sexy body and girly at times.

3. Daiki Arioka – can’t resist this guy’s adorableness, cuteness, great voice, character and acting skills.

Best Singer:

1. Takaki Yuya --> seriously! This guy can sing any song genre! His voice is really awesome!

2. Yaotome Hikaru --> I noticed that his voice is more flexible than Yabu’s.

3. Daiki Arioka --> His falsetto is really something!

Best Dancer:

1. Inoo Kei --> Believe me, his movements are always graceful!

2. Daiki Arioka --> He’s a cool dancer too!

3. Chinen Yuri --> JUMP members said that he can copy the choreographer’s exact dance moves, but I wonder if he has his own dance moves.

Most Handsome:

1. Inoo Kei --> give him whatever clothes you like, he can wear it great!

2. Yamada Ryosuke --> he chooses carefully what he will wear so he always look good.

3. Takaki Yuya --> I noticed that he has a unique fashion.

Best Actor:

1. Daiki Arioka --> if you would look at his facial expression closely during Summary 2011 at the tightrope scene.

2. Yamada Ryosuke --> he started as a novice now he’s an expert!

3. Takaki Yuya --> He’s a cool actor!

Cutest:

1. Inoo Kei --> He’s my ichiban, no complaints!

2. Daiki Arioka --> Taku… he’s cute pheromones always flooded everyone!

3. Yuri Chinen --> I just realized it when I watched Sprout.

Smartest:

1. Inoo Kei --> He only reads architecture-related books and he’s really serious in his studies.

2. Chinen Yuri --> because he hasn’t expand his knowledge yet…

3. Yabu Kota --> no comment.

Random Member:ya

1. Yuri Chinen --> Believe me! This kid is so~ much random than Kei-chan!

2. Kei Inoo --> being random is one of his trump cards to catch attention.

My random rants!

◊ If you will notice Inoo’s pappa pics, it shows that he tries his best not to look girly, so girls… Don’t ever say he’s girly!

◊ The truth is, I don’t want to write yaoi fics about Inoo. You will notice that most of my fics are Inoo as a girl.

◊ I’m falling for him more as I read Magazine translations of his interviews. I got to know of him more, thanks to all translators there!

◊ I feel a cold attitude of Yuta Tamamori towards Inoo. Why Yuta?!! He was your JJ Express leader, have you also forgotten that?

◊ I think Keito really improved in dancing, I noticed that during their early years of debut, his dance is kinda funny.

◊ I am so in love with Yamada’s innocent wide smile during his Junior days where he sang with JJ Express members on stage.

◊ Ryutaro was very adorable and cute during JJ Express times, whenever I watched the old video performances, I would squeal “Ryutaro-baby!”

◊ I saw Yuya during Junior days while being interviewed by Nakamaru and Koki, he’s really chubby back then.

◊ I haven’t seen Chinen during his Junior days, does anyone have a link to any video of him as a Junior?

◊ All my fics are not long but if you’ll notice, I focused more on the flow of the story than the details. IDK, I want the story to flow fast because I easily get bored when there’s too much details.

◊ Okay, here’s my greatest revelation as a fanfic writer. Whenever I finish writing my fics, I would re-read it and squeal like a fangirl. It’s like when I re-read everything, I turned in to a fanfic reader ignoring the fact that I wrote it myself. I don’t know myself either. You can say I’m a really random person but everytime I read my fanfics all over again, my heart still skip beat in excitement and flailing over them.

◊ I also recommend the journal of rae_yna, believe me! Her way of writing is like those of a novelist’s skills. She writes the details in an artistic way. All my hands down! I admire her writings.

◊ Have I told this before? That my favorite pair of all is TakaNoo? Not yet? Then, now you know! Especially when Inoo is a girl in a fanfic, they are too perfect for each other, HONESTLY!!!