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ficreader_02 (Keiyuki)
Title: Hey! Say! JUMP wo Abake!
Author: ficreader_02 (Keiyuki)
Rating: G
Characters: Hey! Say! JUMP
Summary: Secrets and confessions exposed!
A/N: Ok, since almost everyone are either sad or afraid of losing JUMP, I wrote this to make you remember that Hey!Say!JUMP members are always close to each other and will never be apart!
Since all JUMP members are included, the MC for this corner was Kawai Fumito and Kento Nakajima. JUMP are a meter away from each other. Sitting arrangement:
Keito – Daiki – Yuto – Kei – Yuri – Yuya – Ryosuke – Kota – Hikaru
Kawai: Welcome to…
Kento: Hey! Say! JUMP wo
Kawai & Kento: abake!!!!!!!!
Kawai: JUMP will be wear eye masks and their voices will be altered. Please remember first the places of JUMP members around you.
They already wear it and played w/ their altered voices.
Kento: So Hey! Say! JUMP, are you ready to be exposed?
Hey! Say! JUMP: Hai~!
Kawai: Saa, let’s start this with this! Kochi ra!
Kento: Among JUMP members, who is the most gluttonous one?
Kawai: Ok, please point to that particular member.
Kento: Senou!
Everyone pointed at Keito but Inoo raised his own hand. The audience laughed loud.
Kawai: Chotto matte. We have a self-confession here already!
Kento: Saa, I’m gonna ask him now. *he walked behind Kei and tap his shoulder*
Kento: Hai, you confessed that you are the most gluttonous one among JUMP members?
Kei: Anou… I competed w/ Keito during one of our barbecue party without him knowing. Yappari, anou… I think I beat him in eating yakiniku and sushi there. And so therefore, I’m the most gluttonous member *proudly declaring*!
Ryosuke: Dare? Who was that?
Yuri: I think I know him, is it… *he reached for Kei and pokes the latter’s side so Kei flinched*
Audience: Kyaah~!
Kei put his index finger on his lips indicating everyone to keep it a secret while smiling widely.
Daiki: Nani? What’s happening?
Hikaru: Isn’t it Keito?
Yuto: I think it’s Keito’s self confession!
Kawai: Ok, I’ll give you a hint on this, it’s not really Keito.
Kento: Sou! Sou! Sou!
Kota: Then who was that?
Kei & Yuri: Hi-mi-tsu~! *they said more cutely than their altered voices*
Audience: Kawai~
Kawai: Moving on! Here’s the next question, kochi ra!
Kento: I actually liked OO-kun!
Kawai: Saa, please raise your hand if you want to answer. *Yuto raised his hand fast* Ah, let’s start with him.
Kawai went behind Yuto and tap his shoulder.
Yuto: Atashi?
Audience: Kyaah~!
Yuya: “Atashi”? Is that Yama-chan?
Kento & Kawai: chigau! Chigau!
Yuya: Ah, ok. Ok… *chuckles*
Yuto: Atashi wa, Ryosuke no daisuki!
Hey! Say! JUMP: Woooh~!
Yuri: Did he just call him “Ryosuke”? Yurusanai~ *he pouted*
Ryosuke: Chotto, Chinen… Don’t be mad~
Yuri: Eh? How did you know me Ryosuke?
Kei: Oi! The rules are forgotten now! *in a whiny childish tone*
Hikaru: Sou da! Don’t mention names!
Ryosuke: Gomenasai! *he stood and bows to the audience*
Kawai: So, you like Yama-chan?
Yuto: Sou!
Kawai: Which part of him do you like the most then?
Yuto: Hmm… maa, all of him! *smiling proudly*
Audience: Kyaah~!
Kento: Ok, next is. Anata! *he taps Kota’s shoulder*
Kota: Eh? Ore? I didn’t raise my hand…
Hikaru: Oh come on! We all know you want to confess to Kei-chan for a long time!
Kei: Eh? To me?
Yuya: Uwaah! Confess now!
Kota: Oi, I can clearly hear your voice Hikaru. I know it’s you who said that! *he extended his left hand to reach for Hikaru but stumbled and fell on his chair*
Audience: Ahahahaha!
Kawai: Yabu! Yabu! Daijobu? *he unconsciously said Yabu’s name while helping the latter stand and put him back on his chair. Yabu is smiling too much looking guilty*
Yuto: Ah, so it’s Yabu-kun and Hikaru arguing! *Yuto and Keito can’t stop laughing hard*
Daiki: Yabu-kun likes Inoo-chan? Ah, naru hodo~
Kento: What do you mean? *taps Daiki’s shoulder*
Daiki: Ano ne, awhile ago on BEST’s dressing room, I saw Kota staring at Inoo-chan changing his clothes while sitting on the sofa!
Ryosuke: Uwaah! Yabu-kun, I didn’t know you’re the pervert-type!
Yuri: Sou! Sou! Sou!
Kota: Chigau yo! It was Hikaru, not me!
Kawai: Hai, Hey! Say! JUMP let’s move on to the next. Shall we?
Hey! Say! JUMP: Hai~
Kento: I want to say this to this member.
Hikaru raised his hand immediately.
Kento: Saa, to the only one who raised his hand. Onegaishimasu~ *he taps Hikaru’s shoulder*
Hikaru: Anou, Dai-chan please don’t curl your hair anymore. It’s weird seeing a penguin like that!
Hey! Say! JUMP: Ahahaha! *all of them are laughing their ass off and almost fell on their chair*
Daiki: Oi! I’m not a penguin!
Hey! Say! JUMP & Audience: Yes you are!
Daiki: Eh? Even the audience say so? Jaa… *he stood and removed his face mask. He started mimicking a penguin’s walk with a cute smile*
Audience: Kawai~
Hey! Say! JUMP members also took off their eye masks but Daiki stopped immediately before they saw and sat like nothing happened.
Ryosuke: Nani? Nani?
Kei: Dai-chan, what did you just do?
Daiki: Hi-mi-tsu! Ne? * he pointed his microphone towards the audience*
Audience: Hai~
JUMP members are still clueless of Daiki’s adorably cute penguin walk and just scratch their head. Kei, Yuya and Yuri stood and went to poke Daiki’s side to force him to say it while Kota, Yuto and Keito were laughing in a corner. Ryosuke went to Kawai to ask about it but was given only a smile.
Kawai: Ok, that’s it for today’s…
Kento: Hey! Say! JUMP wo abake!
Hikaru: Wait! What did Dai-chan do? What did Dai-chan do??????????? *he dramatically kneels like whining kid*
A/N: I suddenly thought, “I want a Hey! Say! JUMP wo abake!!!” and so I wrote this. Come on guys! Let me hear your COMMENTS here!
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