Hey! Say! JUMP wo Abake!

Title: Hey! Say! JUMP wo Abake!

Author: ficreader_02 (Keiyuki)

Rating: G

Characters: Hey! Say! JUMP

Summary: Secrets and confessions exposed!

A/N: Ok, since almost everyone are either sad or afraid of losing JUMP, I wrote this to make you remember that Hey!Say!JUMP members are always close to each other and will never be apart!

 

Since all JUMP members are included, the MC for this corner was Kawai Fumito and Kento Nakajima. JUMP are a meter away from each other. Sitting arrangement:

Keito – Daiki – Yuto – Kei – Yuri – Yuya – Ryosuke – Kota – Hikaru

 

Kawai: Welcome to…

Kento: Hey! Say! JUMP wo

Kawai & Kento: abake!!!!!!!!

Kawai: JUMP will be wear eye masks and their voices will be altered. Please remember first the places of JUMP members around you.

            They already wear it and played w/ their altered voices.

Kento: So Hey! Say! JUMP, are you ready to be exposed?

Hey! Say! JUMP: Hai~!

Kawai: Saa, let’s start this with this! Kochi ra!

Kento: Among JUMP members, who is the most gluttonous one?

Kawai: Ok, please  point to that particular member.

Kento: Senou!

            Everyone pointed at Keito but Inoo raised his own hand. The audience laughed loud.

Kawai: Chotto matte. We have a self-confession here already!

Kento: Saa, I’m gonna ask him now. *he walked behind Kei and tap his shoulder*

Kento: Hai, you confessed that you are the most gluttonous one among JUMP members?

Kei: Anou… I competed w/ Keito during one of our barbecue party without him knowing. Yappari, anou… I think I beat him in eating yakiniku and sushi there. And so therefore, I’m the most gluttonous member *proudly declaring*!

Ryosuke: Dare? Who was that?

Yuri: I think I know him, is it… *he reached for Kei and pokes the latter’s side so Kei flinched*

Audience: Kyaah~!

            Kei put his index finger on his lips indicating everyone to keep it a secret while smiling widely. 

Daiki: Nani? What’s happening?

Hikaru: Isn’t it Keito?

Yuto: I think it’s Keito’s self confession!

Kawai: Ok, I’ll give you a hint on this, it’s not really Keito.

Kento: Sou! Sou! Sou!

Kota: Then who was that?

Kei & Yuri: Hi-mi-tsu~! *they said more cutely than their altered voices*

Audience: Kawai~

Kawai: Moving on! Here’s the next question, kochi ra!

Kento: I actually liked OO-kun!

Kawai: Saa, please raise your hand if you want to answer. *Yuto raised his hand fast* Ah, let’s start with him.

            Kawai went behind Yuto and tap his shoulder.

Yuto: Atashi?

Audience: Kyaah~!

Yuya: “Atashi”? Is that Yama-chan?

Kento & Kawai: chigau! Chigau!

Yuya: Ah, ok. Ok… *chuckles*

Yuto: Atashi wa, Ryosuke no daisuki!

Hey! Say! JUMP: Woooh~!

Yuri: Did he just call him “Ryosuke”? Yurusanai~ *he pouted*

Ryosuke: Chotto, Chinen… Don’t be mad~

Yuri: Eh? How did you know me Ryosuke?

Kei: Oi! The rules are forgotten now! *in a whiny childish tone*

Hikaru: Sou da! Don’t mention names!

Ryosuke: Gomenasai! *he stood and bows to the audience*

Kawai: So, you like Yama-chan?

Yuto: Sou!

Kawai: Which part of him do you like the most then?

Yuto: Hmm… maa, all of him! *smiling proudly*

Audience: Kyaah~!

Kento: Ok, next is. Anata! *he taps Kota’s shoulder*

Kota: Eh? Ore? I didn’t raise my hand…

Hikaru: Oh come on! We all know you want to confess to Kei-chan for a long time!

Kei: Eh? To me?

Yuya: Uwaah! Confess now!

Kota: Oi, I can clearly hear your voice Hikaru. I know it’s you who said that! *he extended his left hand to reach for Hikaru but stumbled and fell on his chair*

Audience: Ahahahaha!

Kawai: Yabu! Yabu! Daijobu? *he unconsciously said Yabu’s name while helping the latter stand and put him back on his chair. Yabu is smiling too much looking guilty*

Yuto: Ah, so it’s Yabu-kun and Hikaru arguing! *Yuto and Keito can’t stop laughing hard*

Daiki: Yabu-kun likes Inoo-chan? Ah, naru hodo~

Kento: What do you mean? *taps Daiki’s shoulder*

Daiki: Ano ne, awhile ago on BEST’s dressing room, I saw Kota staring at Inoo-chan changing his clothes while sitting on the sofa!

Ryosuke: Uwaah! Yabu-kun, I didn’t know you’re the pervert-type!

Yuri: Sou! Sou! Sou!

Kota: Chigau yo! It was Hikaru, not me!

Kawai: Hai, Hey! Say! JUMP let’s move on to the next. Shall we?

Hey! Say! JUMP: Hai~

Kento: I want to say this to this member.

            Hikaru raised his hand immediately.

Kento: Saa, to the only one who raised his hand. Onegaishimasu~ *he taps Hikaru’s shoulder*

Hikaru: Anou, Dai-chan please don’t curl your hair anymore. It’s weird seeing a penguin like that!

Hey! Say! JUMP: Ahahaha! *all of them are laughing their ass off and almost fell on their chair*

Daiki: Oi! I’m not a penguin!

Hey! Say! JUMP & Audience: Yes you are!

Daiki: Eh? Even the audience say so? Jaa… *he stood and removed his face mask. He started mimicking a penguin’s walk with a cute smile*

Audience: Kawai~

            Hey! Say! JUMP members also took off their eye masks but Daiki stopped immediately before they saw and sat like nothing happened.

Ryosuke: Nani? Nani?

Kei: Dai-chan, what did you just do?

Daiki: Hi-mi-tsu! Ne? * he pointed his microphone towards the audience*

Audience: Hai~

            JUMP members are still clueless of Daiki’s adorably cute penguin walk and just scratch their head. Kei, Yuya and Yuri stood and went to poke Daiki’s side to force him to say it while Kota, Yuto and Keito were laughing in a corner. Ryosuke went to Kawai to ask about it but was given only a smile.

Kawai: Ok, that’s it for today’s…

Kento: Hey! Say! JUMP wo abake!

Hikaru: Wait! What did Dai-chan do? What did Dai-chan do??????????? *he dramatically kneels like whining kid*

 

A/N: I suddenly thought, “I want a Hey! Say! JUMP wo abake!!!” and so I wrote this. Come on guys! Let me hear your COMMENTS here!

Sweet Revenge Chapter 6

CHAPTER 6

            Kei stood and immediately walked outside. Yuya chased her immediately and reached her before she get into her car.

“Wait, let us talk more” Yuya grabbed her arm a bit. Kei shrugged and went inside her car and left. Yuya palmed his face and looked at her car. Kota saw them from the lounge.

“What’s this? Yuya was her admirer?” he asked his self. In the end, Kota decided to follow Kei home and will talk to Yuya later.

            The next morning, Kei decided to work on their company to busy herself. Her parents were shocked at first but since she will be inheriting their company, they let her start working as the assistant of Vice President for Administration.

            She took a deep breath before she knocks on the door of his first boss. She heard a man’s voice so she twisted the door knob and stepped in. Her boss was looking at the window when she entered and could only see his back.

“Good day, sir. I’m Yabu Kei. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu” she immediately greeted and bowed. She put up a smile but when she raised her head to meet her boss, she froze.

“No need for formalities, Kei” Yuya walked towards her and took her hand. He kissed it and smiled at her.

“T-Takaki-san? You’re my boss?” Kei stuttered

“I’ve been working here for 2 years now even though we have our own business” Yuya lead her to sit in the sofa.

            Now she’s totally confused. First, this guy confessed to her after Kota broke her heart. Second, the premonition of the fortune-teller and now this. Her father didn’t talked about Takaki Yuya working on their company. Or maybe her dad really wanted to separate work from family. When they have party, she didn’t saw him there either.

“Are you that surprised to see me?” Yuya chuckled as Kei still kept quiet.

“I… didn’t know you work here. And you are a womanizer so I thought…” she played with her fingers as she kept her sight on her lap, not trying to look at him.

“I just waste my parents’ money to women and alcohol?” Yuya continued and she nodded shyly.

“Well, looks can be deceiving, right? The truth is Hikaru and Kota are the womanizer. I just accompany them whenever they want to go bar hopping to hunt some woman”

“How can you prove that?” she looked at him. He sighed before answering.

“The girl I was talking to at your home was my ex-fiancé. I just found out that she slept with other guys already so I broke up with her when we met that night. Those two didn’t know I was engaged so I kept it to them and pretended I was a womanizer” their conversation was interrupted when his secretary called on the line.

“Yes?” Yuya answered after he pressed the answer button and the loudspeaker on.

“Sir, Ms. Yuki is here and insisted to see you but-“ before the secretary finished, a girl entered the room and was crying.

“Yuya, please. Don’t break up with me, don’t leave me please. I need to help my parents revive our company. Please don’t break up with me, just please…” she took his hand and pleaded.

“Yuki, we’re done. I promise I will help your company revive if that is your concern” Yuya rest assured her and wiped her tears.

“Really? Oh thank you very much Yuya” she hugged him tight and noticed Kei beside him.

 “Is she the one you love?” she pulled away from the hug and asked. Yuya just smiled and put his arm around Kei’s shoulder.

“I hope you two will be happy. Thank you so much Yuya” she pecked his lips for the last time before she bowed and left the two.

            When the door closed, Kei walked away from him and fake coughed. She believes him now. After touring her around his huge office and gave her table beside his, they went for a lunch meeting. She was introduced as Assistant VPA and was gladly accepted.

            Yuya drive her home and was met by a very jealous husband. Kei passed by in front of Kota as she went in to her room immediately to change.

“Yuya, let’s have a talk” Kota said so the two men went for a drink.

“Are you courting her, Yuya?” Kota asked as he took a drink and emptied his glass in one go.

“What’s the matter? You don’t love her, right? I just want to present my feelings so I’m courting her and being my assistant is a step towards her to be mine” Yuya answered sarcastically as he rolls the ice on his glass wine.

“She’s my wife, damn it!” Kota bumps the table angrily with his right hand.

“Oh, so you call her your ‘wife’ now? After she changed…” Yuya grinned as he looks at the latter’s reaction.

“How about you? You just want her physically so you flirt with her, right?”

“Do you remember when I told you about my nameless childhood first love?”

“Masaka…” Kota’s eyes widen as he remembered Yuya’s story.

“I already have a proof that she was Inoo Kei. The moles on her collarbones and her beautiful hands proves it”

“So you’re…”

“Yup, I finally found her because of you. Thanks Kota” Yuya patted his shoulder and left a dumbfounded Yabu Kota.

            Kei got lost in the camping area during their kindergarten school trip. She walks and walks until she saw a river. She put her bag and things down and waited there until someone could save her. She heard a whimper so she looked for the source of that sound. A boy at her age was lying unconscious at the grass plain. She ran towards him and lifter his head to her lap.

“Nee, daijobu? Oi~” she tried to wake the boy up but the boy could only whimper. Kei ran back to her things and took a bottle of water. She went back to the boy and poured the water on the boy’s face.

“Uwaah~ Samui!” the boy woke up and shivered.

“Finally, you’re awake.” The little Kei crossed her arms on her chest as she pouts.

“Who are you? Are you a fairy?” the boy pinched her chubby cheeks but gained a whack from her.

“Ittai!”the boy winced in pain.

“I’m not a fairy, I’m a girl! I saved you because you’re not waking up” she stood and pats her shorts to avoid the dust on her clothes. Before she walks, he pecks her cheek shyly.

“Wait, I’m Takaki Yuya. What’s your name?” Yuya holds her hand and waited for her answer.

“I’m I-“she was cut when a 2 group of people ran towards them.

“My lady! Oh God, thank goodness you’re safe. Let’s go back to the camp please” her personal servant said as she scanned her little body if there’s a bruise.

“Yuya-sama, we’re here now. Let’s go back home now” the guy in black tuxedo said.

            Yuya was not able to know her name because they were separated immediately. They took opposite directions so they never had a chance to talk again. Yuya’s vacation villa was near the river and also Kei’s camp location.

A/N: Hontouni gomenasai for the very late update... Hope there's still readers out there!

Inoo translation